How Rich is that Romney in the Window?

He tells such a waggely tale

How rich is that Romney in the window?
He tells such a waggely tale
How rich is that Romney in the window?
He looks like a well-nourished male

How rich is that Romney in the window?
I’d sure like to know all the facts
He always steps out in a limo
But only paid pennies in tax

How rich is that Romney in the window?
He headed a company called Bain
He became quite the prosperous fellow
By handing out layoffs and pain

How rich is that Romney in the window?
He’s never known hunger or freeze
He hides both his spending and his inflow
By stashing his dough overseas

How rich is that Romney in the window?
He preaches that idling is bad
But where did he get his first big dough?
He inherited it from his Dad

How rich is that Romney in the window?
His dance horse has never a flea
He thinks it would be a sin, though
To have health care for you and for me

How rich is that Romney in the window?
No limit to how much he spends
He’d take our retirement money
To give to his rich banker friends

How rich is that Romney in the window?
He belongs to the top one per cent
He’d evict every orphan and widow
If he should become President

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(My contribution to the songwriting craft, with apologies to Patti Page.  You can be the first to record this for YouTube.)